nationalpost:

War of words in Ukrainian parliament descends into violence (more photos)

weformlikevoltron:

Silver Laced Polish Chicken

weformlikevoltron:

Silver Laced Polish Chicken

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I need to find smart and witty things to say for an assignment, and I got really desperate.Needless to say, this Google search did not give me very much.
If anyone has a smart thing to say, please say so.

I need to find smart and witty things to say for an assignment, and I got really desperate.
Needless to say, this Google search did not give me very much.

If anyone has a smart thing to say, please say so.

(via nemoi)

When I’m getting my picture taken.

When I’m getting my picture taken.

Anonymous asked: are you planning to go see 'the beatles: the lost concert' film?

hey mang i guess you’re a bot or some shit, or you love stalking both anthony and myself, but i dunno i’d never heard of it, maybe i will. but i’m poor, so maybe not. i didn’t know it was a thing, really. x0x0x0

POST FOR PATTY’S BIRTHDAY <3


Here’s a beautiful, deep, thoughtful and insightful question:

If you have lived a long and prosperous life, and you have achieved everything you want (and more), and you are more than extremely content, happy and satisfied with your life, and you are truly full to the brim of life: why not just kill yourself in a dignified way and choose to end your perfect life by your own choice?

my god I love this gif so much

my god I love this gif so much

dreaminginthedeepsouth:

“Specifying the address down to the number of the house and the block on which is stands, the bird enabled police to track down its 64-year-old owner.”
(via Lost budgie taken home after it recites entire address - Telegraph)

dreaminginthedeepsouth:

“Specifying the address down to the number of the house and the block on which is stands, the bird enabled police to track down its 64-year-old owner.”

(via Lost budgie taken home after it recites entire address - Telegraph)

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phallusinblunderland:

FIRST ACTUAL PHALLUS-RELATED POST WHOOO

phallusinblunderland:

FIRST ACTUAL PHALLUS-RELATED POST WHOOO

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This recalls vividly the defence offered by a man who was accused by his neighbour of having returned a kettle in a damaged condition. In the first place, he said, he had returned the kettle undamaged; in the second place it already had holes in it when he borrowed it; and in the third place, he never borrowed it at all.

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